Please, carefully enjoy this Holiday season. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents involving injury or death are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, red bull, lattes, shakes, and other nonalcoholic beverages.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol, as statistics show that they cause three times as many accidents as those who enjoy natural alcoholic beverages.
Alcohol is unfairly getting a bad rap, when it should not: Genesis 4:B(17) “on the third day, god invented fermentation.”
Take this advice to heart.
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